Amber is in the kitchen cooking. Cole comes running in.
Cole: Amber, Amber! You’re not gonna believe this!
Amber is nonplussed. You might even say she’s minussed.
Amber: Hm?
Cole: A comedian just followed me on Twitter! A famous comedian! I mean, I’d never heard of her before, but she’s been on television and she has some of her bits on YouTube, but she’s a real comedian who is now following me on Twitter!
Amber leaves her cooking for a moment.
Amber: Let me see.
Cole hands her the phone. Amber swipes a bit.
Amber: Okay, you want the good news or the bad news?
Cole: Uh. The good news.
Amber: It turns out, yes, this is a real comedian who is following you on Twitter. The bad news is that she’s also following 500,000 other people. So… you’re not special.
Cole: But I chose the good news…
Amber: Sorry, I thought it was implicit that I’d be telling you both.
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